Posted by Schaaf Floral on August 23, 2009
| Last Updated: August 23, 2013
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Revised Toast For Alex’s Party
Congratulations Alex!! August 22.2009
I’d like to thank the Groomsmen – The bachelor party brought out the truth Joe, Rob, Bill and Marcus – Along with Ed and Alex partied hard in Duluth Bill Brama bought Alex some shots – The symbolism is hard to deny They were red, green and orange in color – You are one lucky guy!!
The wedding has been cancelled – Believe me, I wouldn’t cry We’re still having a great party – Damn, you’re one lucky guy Just ask Uncle Neal or me if you will – What it feels like in a trap That you can’t get out of – My God you’re one lucky chap!!
I know how your dad feels – Because we’re wired somewhat the same He’s spending a lot of money – Doing the right thing isn’t a cause for shame The champagne has been cancelled – But the D.J. is here We’ve upgraded to steak – What the hell, it’s really a time to cheer!!
I’m truly happy for Stephanie – It’s a graduation party for her She never liked old What’s her name – Who tonight is not a visitor We’re not getting into personalities – But Stephie knew first That our missing visitor was different – Alex, you could have been cursed!!
So Stephie, you go girl! – This party is also for you I know Ed will feel much better – Knowing it’s a party for two For Ed likes to get value – For every dollar he spends So let’s all enjoy the evening – Right up until it ends!!
Alex, trust me my friend – This is a night to enjoy You dodged one huge bullet – Vicious enough to destroy Remember when one door closes – An open door suddenly appears So keep your eyes open my friend – That next door could be near!!
Alex is a proud graduate of St. Cloud State – A very lucky guy Cheryl & Ed paid for his education – It’s not cheap to learn to fly Alex can lead you through the Atlas – Showing each and every country he’s seen Believe me they are numerous – For Alex, the grass is always green!!
For those wanting a party – He’ll introduce you to “Alexander the Great” Please, let’s hold our focus – It’s a drink he concocted to celebrate When Alex was a very young lad – He spent 3 years riding a shoe Most of us rode toy horses – Alex was different, this we all knew!!
Alex is shy and a cuddler – With a habit of just wandering away As a little kid he had to be watched – He’s find the strangest places to play Alex, you’ve still got Lexy your dog – Who now is the love of your life And her love is so unconditional – Which is so much better than a lunatic wife!!
Alex, I want you to remember – You did absolutely nothing wrong In fact I’ve been impressed – You’ve come through looking quite strong You truly acted like a gentleman – And we’re all very proud of you So let’s get on with the party – Alex, fun for you is way overdue!!
Cheryl and Ed, we thank you – I think everyone is having fun It’s one big family reunion – And when all is said and done We’ve all learned a big lesson – And I say this with a sigh I don’t want to repeat myself – But damn Alex, you’re one lucky guy!!
